“No Wi-Fi, No Bears!” The Most Hilariously Bad Yosemite Reviews
Yosemite National Park is a bucket-list destination for millions, boasting iconic sights like Yosemite Falls—the tallest waterfall in the U.S.—and the ancient Mariposa Grove, home to towering sequoia trees. While most visitors are awestruck by the park’s natural wonders, not everyone is impressed. Among Yosemite’s 3.7 million annual visitors, especially during its busy May-to-October season, a vocal minority has taken to the internet to express their grievances—sometimes hilariously. From complaints about “too many rocks” to a lack of Wi-Fi, here are some of the most entertaining reviews from disenchanted visitors.
The Rocks
Yosemite’s iconic rock formations like El Capitan and Half Dome draw climbers and nature enthusiasts from around the world. But not everyone is captivated by these majestic landmarks:
- “Nice rocks.” – Google review, September 2024
- “El Capitan is an impressive rock mountain.” – Google review, October 2024
For some, the allure of Yosemite’s geology is overshadowed by practical concerns:
- “5 stars for the beauty. 1 star for safety, and I’m not talking about climbing rocks—that’s for the crazies. I’m a normal person talking about the roads.” – Google review, October 2024
The Wildlife
Encounters with wildlife are part of the Yosemite experience, but reactions range from awe to indifference—and even annoyance:
- “I hate it when bears fall; shakes the ground a bit too much.” – Google review, September 2024
- “Animals seen: deer, roe deer, hundreds of squirrels, woodpeckers. No bear, but I want to say good for us…” – Google review, August 2024
- “I wish they were more dog friendly.” – Google review, August 2024
The Literal Outdoors
The natural beauty of Yosemite comes at the cost of modern conveniences, which some visitors were not prepared to sacrifice:
- “There was a complete absence of Wi-Fi, rendering it impossible to send or receive messages or partake in the simple pleasure of watching YouTube during our idle moments.” – Google review, July 2024
- “The only downside was that there was no shuttle service from the top, so we had to hike all the way back down, which was quite boring.” – Google review, August 2024
- “There were times where my friends and I did not have any connection and needed to resort to the map to figure out where to go.” – Google review, June 2024
- “No shower (only in the waterfall).” – Google review, September 2024
Final Thoughts
Yosemite National Park inspires millions each year with its breathtaking landscapes and serene wilderness, but it’s not immune to criticism from travelers who expected something a little more… urban. Whether it’s the “nice rocks,” missing Wi-Fi, or the lack of a shuttle from the summit, these reviews are a reminder that nature isn’t for everyone—and that’s perfectly okay.
Follow The Daily Dive on MSN for all your travel and lifestyle tips.
